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Nov 19, 2008, 10:47 AM // 10:47
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jul 2006
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This is an amazing crime spree.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2...espree2cr3.png
Basically I just want you to note that all the text on the map says "attempted", the only thing this guy actually managed to do successfully was grope 2 women, while failing to shoot a boy on a bicycle, failing 4 kidnapping attempts, failed at a robbery, failed to run over 2 guys while in a car, and then drove into a wall and shot himself. |
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Nov 19, 2008, 11:01 AM // 11:01
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Major-General Awesome
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger
Guild: Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ̖̊̋̌̍̎̊̋&#
Profession: W/
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Wow what a massive failure.
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I came when I heard you'd beaten the ELITE FOUR.
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Nov 19, 2008, 03:31 PM // 15:31
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2008
Guild: The Warrior Priests [WP]
Profession: Me/Rt
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Let's be honest, the guy was driving a Beetle. Did we really expect success?
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Nov 19, 2008, 06:05 PM // 18:05
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2008
Guild: The Raging Cadavers [rage]
Profession: R/
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Terrafail. How hard could it possibly be?
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Nov 19, 2008, 07:44 PM // 19:44
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Guild: none.
Profession: W/
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I lol'd.
I almost feel bad for the guy. |
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:33 AM // 01:33
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: WHERE DO YOU THINK
Profession: W/
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Ahaha hahahh ahahhahahahhahahahahha
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Nov 20, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: By the Luxon Scavenger
Guild: The Mentalists [THPK]
Profession: N/
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Fail
double fail multi fail .... |
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Nov 20, 2008, 05:33 AM // 05:33
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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This is a great day in the day of failures
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Nov 20, 2008, 10:24 AM // 10:24
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The Greatest
Join Date: Feb 2006
Profession: W/
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"Man crashes into wall and then shoots himself in the face."
What an hero. |
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Nov 20, 2008, 02:58 PM // 14:58
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Alcoholic From Yale
Join Date: Jul 2007
Guild: Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]
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Hey, at least he did this right! |
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Nov 20, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: Lost Templars [LoTe]
Profession: Me/Mo
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it reminds me so much of Monty Python's Twit Olympics!
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Nov 20, 2008, 08:29 PM // 20:29
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Earthrealm
Profession: W/A
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Well at least we don't have to worry about him anymore.
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Nov 20, 2008, 08:37 PM // 20:37
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Hall Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
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"...and then shoots himself in the face."
I lol'd for some reason. |
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Nov 20, 2008, 10:41 PM // 22:41
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Odense, Denmark
Profession: E/
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lol'd very much.
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Nov 21, 2008, 12:13 AM // 00:13
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: The Agony Scene
Profession: E/
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Quote:
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Nov 21, 2008, 12:19 AM // 00:19
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Southern California
Guild: Charter Vanguard [CV]
Profession: Me/Rt
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Poor, poor bike. Hope the kid was alright too.
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Nov 21, 2008, 01:09 AM // 01:09
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Blighty
Guild: The Legion of the Blue Blade
Profession: R/Mo
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Jeeees... He should have taken a cancel stance for frenzy.
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Nov 21, 2008, 03:13 AM // 03:13
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Riding the spiral
Profession: W/
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I lol'd. Hard. Real hard. This guy clearly wasn't fit to be a gangsta. 4 attempted kidnappings, 2 molestations, a failed attempt to shoot some boy on a bike.. all in the time of just under 2 hours. And he tops it off with "shooting himself in the face". That was the cherry on the cake for me.
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Nov 21, 2008, 04:00 AM // 04:00
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: There
Guild: [ToA]
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Wow,how can somthing so wrong be so funny?
Oh well,made my day..... |
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